Going to maybe start posting TV show or movie ideas. Fake TV shows, perhaps. Fake movies.

Here’s one:

DISASTROUS AMATEURISM

Synopsis: The story of a rookie cop on the homicide beat who’s obsessed with “weird” philosophy — your Deleuzes, your Kants, your Lands, your Guattaris, your Batailles.

Below is a demo for the TRUE DETECTIVE-like opening credits/music.

EPISODE 1: THE COST OF AMMO

EPISODE 2: A BODY WITHOUT ORGANS

EPISODE 3: FRESH KILL

EPISODE 4: DE-FANGED

EPISODE 5: VANISHING POINTS

EPISODE 6: THE ETERNAL RETURN

EPISODE 7: IMPERCEPTIBILITY

EPISODE 8: ANNIHILATION MACHINES

EPISODE 9: FLASH GRENADE

The show’s tagline, channeling JG Ballard via COCAINE NIGHTS:

The only real philosophers left are the police

And maybe a dose of:

You will never even understand that which kills you